From Hillaire Belloc. Cautionary Tales for Children, illustrated by Edward Gorey (2002).
Other lovely titles included in this edition: “JIM, Who ran away from his Nurse, and was eaten by a Lion”; “HENRY KING, Who chewed bits of string, and was early cut off in Dreadful agonies”; “REBECCA, Who Slammed Doors For Fun And Perished Miserably”.
And of course, for a bit of positive reinforcement -
“CHARLES AUGUSTUS FORTESCUE, Who Always Did what was Right, and so Accumulated an Immense Fortune”.